Thursday, December 3, 2009

thank you motorcycle helmet

i dropped my motorcycle. i feel fortunate that i was only going 5mph.  my shoulder is in some pain and i am bruised on my leg.  the bike has some minor damage. 

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

dog gone plants!

tonight i bought a carnivorous plant.  it had a little toothed mouth in the soil hidden by all the lush foliage.  as it chewed the raw protein that i fed it, little morsels of deminerialized soil and water would spill in.  over just a few hours, the mouth grew and the fangs calcified even as the greenery started to wilt.  i swear i started to see dark blinking eyes and tangled limbs among the deteriorating root system.  before the end of the night this strange life-form had broken out of it's terra-cotta housing and started walking around the apartment.  a white furry tail that i earlier mistook as a moldy tendril of plant life started wagging.  i brushed away the drying soil and browned residue of once thick leaves to discover a white male shih-tzu staring up at me with beady hungry eyes.  that is what i get for drinking whiskey and reading warren ellis before taking a fucking nap.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

new small painting

small multi-media painting using acrylics, chalks, newspaper, washes, gauze and cigarettes.

nature is satan's playground...

...perhaps that is why i love it.  or maybe it just calls to my ancient danish and norwegian hive memories that go creeping around in the euro57 sauce that science calls genetics.  anyway, if anyone needs a cool cover for a black metal album, here you go.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

small paintings

these are a couple of small peices that i did for my good friend matthew.

Sunday, October 4, 2009