Tuesday, November 10, 2009
tonight i bought a carnivorous plant. it had a little toothed mouth in the soil hidden by all the lush foliage. as it chewed the raw protein that i fed it, little morsels of deminerialized soil and water would spill in. over just a few hours, the mouth grew and the fangs calcified even as the greenery started to wilt. i swear i started to see dark blinking eyes and tangled limbs among the deteriorating root system. before the end of the night this strange life-form had broken out of it's terra-cotta housing and started walking around the apartment. a white furry tail that i earlier mistook as a moldy tendril of plant life started wagging. i brushed away the drying soil and browned residue of once thick leaves to discover a white male shih-tzu staring up at me with beady hungry eyes. that is what i get for drinking whiskey and reading warren ellis before taking a fucking nap.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
...perhaps that is why i love it. or maybe it just calls to my ancient danish and norwegian hive memories that go creeping around in the euro57 sauce that science calls genetics. anyway, if anyone needs a cool cover for a black metal album, here you go.